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By: Genevieve Jones

Genevieve Jones — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:21:28 +0000

Every Cheeto is different, just like each snowflake is different.

I saw a lone Cheeto last week, before reading this.

Cheeto on the floor
Some one’s H & R Block card
Ireland’s color scheme

By: Nick Reilingh

Nick Reilingh — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:26:28 +0000

There, a lone Cheeto.
On my floor, forlorn; it sits.
Five second rule? Yum.

By: Schubert’s Killer Abs

Schubert’s Killer Abs — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:57:47 +0000

[...] find a letter to testify to my shame. Of all the sinful confessions of Think Denk, ranging from lonely Cheetos to promiscuous metaphors, this is the darkest and deepest. Here [...]

By: jolene

jolene — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:57:48 +0000

very “faulkner”, as in “my mother is a fish”

By: Lane Savant

Lane Savant — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 15:22:31 +0000

Cheetos are so genetically similar that they might as well be clones. This is why they are in such danger of extinction. Also, one ought not eat one while wearing white, the orange coloring stains. If the thing has been on the floor more than 5 seconds, one ought not eat it at all. I recommend a dust buster.

Foodless Snack in repose.
Crunchy,Yellow,Salt,Ennui
Practice, Practice, Practice

By: Samantha G.

Samantha G. — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:09:42 +0000

A lone Cheeto sits on my floor, forlorn,
child of dairy byproduct and corn;
With mustard and french onion dip to adorn?
Or to smush neath my shoe in cheddar-baked scorn?

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:10:27 +0000

Okay, gotcha. Just reassure your fair readers that the wee, lone Cheeto is not an autobiographical metaphor. Otherwise we may have to schedule an intervention.

By: Claire

Claire — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:01:53 +0000

that was so .. PROFOUND!!! hugs

By: ACN

ACN — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:19:50 +0000

One of your most profound sentences.

Possibly your most profound post.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:36:41 +0000

so – did you pickitup???? the suspense is killing me…