Monthly Archives: January 2008
Restrain Yourself, Jeremy
I’m sorry, I tried to restrain myself from this post, but it was not possible. I was just meandering around the internet, minding my own business, innocently, when I ran–smack! whap!–into this beginning of a review:
[AMERICAN CITY] — Classical music has grown increasingly serious over the years, as it seeks to counter charges of [...]
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What I Might Say About The Goldberg Variations
The Goldberg Variations are (intake of breath, flip of hair, reluctant uprise of gesturing arm) … is there any way out of this? … the Goldberg Variations are … wait, hold on a moment, we needn’t bother to say, it transcends saying, it’s effing ineffable! and don’t you know that in place of speech [...]
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Stoop to Stoup
I am not sure which of the following three phrases best applies to my Christmas Vacation, so-called:
a) amorphous blob of experience, with emphasis on late-night bodega snacks;
b) productive, yet difficult, time of intense self-analysis, with emphasis on late-night bodega snacks;
c) the usual practice obsession crap, with emphasis [etc.]
Luckily, at the crucial juncture [...]
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Moonlighting