Monthly Archives: May 2008

Pitiable Performances

By Jeremy Denk | Published: May 26, 2008
My excuse for not blogging is world domination. My plan: work from the core of the country, and ooze outwards. The following map shows the fiendish ingenuity of my campaign; it reveals the Denk states: Residents of Kansas City were assaulted by my unholy mixture of Mozart and Strauss some 6 weeks ago, in which [...]
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The Weirdest Concert Announcement Ever; or, my Birthday

By Jeremy Denk | Published: May 16, 2008
2 1/2 hours till birthday. I bound out of my apartment and head for the subway. To the tunnels, Batdenk! I have scheduled a massage to oil me into midnight. Swipe this card again, the gate says, but at no other turnstile. Which I interpret: you’ve chosen your turnstile, [...]
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